a moon full of stars and astral cars

exitwound:

Can someone break into my house and find the ibuprofen in the left cabinet and pour out three. Maybe four. And fill up a glass of water and walk upstairs to my room and break into my room and set the ibuprofen and glass of water on my nightstand

timeprisoncore:

i support women in STEM (Scary experiments, Time loops, Existential dilemmas, Madness)

despazito:

despazito:

Promise you’ll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you’re the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

Nothing is my fault ever I am purely a victim of circumstance even if I kill someone I am flawless in your eyes. Please stop feeding me mid CBD tho I need the good stuff

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

They should give me a bachelor in science of being a sweetheart

Afterward I will pursue a master’s degree in being an absolute delight 

cottoncandylesbo:

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

wildparsnip:

but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 

948:

dishes by hanna kim

lizzy-frizzle:

I love when people are excited over the small things in life. I’m so happy you got that plushie you wanted. I adore that you got a cool yo-yo. I’m proud of you for finding joy in a new hobby. Keep enjoying life!

mortalityplays:

I don’t know why people see a post on the internet and decide op must be a scholar and moral authority because the equivalent of a stadium audience agreed with them. you know who played stadiums? dane cook. think about that next time you ask me for life advice.

sistervirtue:

friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-

friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]